1. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
2. What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!
3. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
4. What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone.
5. What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!
6. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke.
7. Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t feeling buzzy.
8. What did the judge say to the skunk? Odor in the court!
9. What did the elephant say to the hot dog? Nothing, he just gave it a trunk call.
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
So there you have it, 10 hilarious jokes to help you get through the day. So the next time you’re feeling down, take a few minutes to laugh it off with some of these jokes. Laughter really is the best medicine![ad_2]
